What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

Will Kamala Harris rekindle the business model of sleeping your way to the top?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How did you know you weren't the narc?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

Goldfinger

Are you offended if Democrats call Republicans "weird"?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do you like high heels?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?