What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 05:46

-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?